Cheyenne, North Carolina. None of these pictures are mine unless stated otherwise.
what if the reason why max and ruby don’t have any parents is because max killed them
just look at him
you little shit
(Source: deanstopdying)
I touched John Green’s crotch.
It felt mushy.
If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in.
*I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places.I remember you.
(Source: masturbatorynavelgazing)
A haiku about Mario Kart
Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that red shell
I will fuck you up
